Emergency Procedures

For when things go terribly, wonderfully wrong.

Procedural Protocols

• In Case of a Rogue Robot Uprising
• When the Coffee Machine Malfunctions
• During an Unexpected Disco Party in the Break Room

Report an Incident and we'll do our best to contain the situation.

Disclaimer: We're not actually prepared for any of this. You're on your own.

Or, you know, just use Protocol 4: The Running Man Dance and hope for the best.